Bum-bag technology has been stagnant for the past few decades. With the new iSafe personal alarm Waist Pack hitting the market soon, the official bag of summer trips to Branson Missouri is back on the fast track.
The iSafe Waist Pack (a fancy word for bum-bag, or "fanny pack") has a hidden pendant that can be pulled to sound an alarm if you run into trouble. The pack is available for pre-order for £20. Fortunately, the alarm system does not interfere with the pack's storage capabilities. So you'll be wandering amusement parks with your keys, wallet, Capri Suns, and power bars knowing you're ready for anything. [iSafe]