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This must be the most stupid investigation of the year after the Capitol Police reaction to The Onion’s fake tweets: local police and the FAA are investigating a couple who had sex while skydiving.
Fortunately, it seems the prudes aren’t going to win this one. The video was filmed by a porn star and some woman. They start to have sex in the plane and then continue to do it after they jump. The local authorities can’t do anything about it because nobody saw it in the air and everyone in the video is of legal age. The FAA can’t do anything about it either, since there are no policies about sex in planes. They say that, if the “activity” could affect the pilot’s ability to concentrate, then it could be a violation of FAA flight regulations.
The video doesn’t show any distractions, however. The pilot just looks straight and looks back to make sure everything is ok with the porny skydivers before the jump, just like he would do with regular skydivers. Just a lot more fun. [kget via NBC]
Image Credit: Germanskydiver / Shutterstock
I guess the couple must have *fallen* for each other pretty fast. Eh? Eh?
…I’m sorry.
They’re joining the mile-high….wait, half mile…wait, 50 yards-high…. Hell, they’re doing it under a sheet in a field.
Having read this article, I went in search of the source material (for the purposes of research you understand). There is nothing in it you couldn’t show on UK TV and there is no way of knowing from the video if any actual sexual activity takes place. I guess as a publicity stunt it has been successful.
Link please Herr Jones?
I cannot do that as minors may be reading. However, you should know by now how to use the internet. There’s a popular site where people go to search for things, begins with G, you know the one.