Some Basic Guidelines for Marriage Proposals:
Probably don't wear a dorky blue baseball cap. Definitely don't wear a red backpack. Definitely definitely don't wear denim-on-denim. Maybe don't propose somewhere you'd be equally likely to kill someone and bury them.
But if you can't manage, well, any of that whatsoever? You better hope for an adorable dog to come save your arse by bowling over your Blair Witchy camera and making your proposal way more memorable than it deserves to be. [YouTube via MSNBC]