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It’s an alarm clock! It’s a vibrator! It’s Both!
The Little Rooter is an alarm specially-designed for women that wakes them by buzzing *ahem* where the sun don’t shine. The device sits inside a lady’s panties with its tip resting on her privates. At the proper time of day, the Little Rooster will wake her up with increasing vibration intensities. It includes both a traditional snooze setting as well as a Snorgasm setting, which vibrates very gently for “a ten-minute erotic slumber.” The Play function allows it to act as a normal sex toy.
The Little Rooster features twenty seven silent settings and three extra powerful “turbo” levels as well as dual motors. It’s powered by a USB-rechargable battery set. They’re currently sold out, though the next set is expected to be available before Christmas and retails for £69. [Little Rooster via Geekologie]
If a man was to wear and robot mouth down his kegs when he slept that noshed him off in the morning, he would be called disgusting. Not that i’m complaining that doesn’t exist. Dragon’s Den here i come.
Good point… Things like Rampant Rabbits, and Dolphins and Little roosters. We, even as males, have come to accept them. Even to the point where, people give them as gifts.
However, stick a Fleshlight or a warbly on the end of your todger and youre a sex offender. I, myself, am congnitively dissonent on this subject. I would easily make fun/shun a ‘mate’ if it ‘came’ to ‘light’ he had a sex doll or fleshy, but at the same time, realise the double standards that exist.
Then again necessity is the mother of invention. Man’s awkward fumblings obviously aren’t doing the trick. We’re a lot easier to please in that department so if they need R2D2 to help along then that’s fair enough. Rise of the machines.
Agreed… recently some of my wife’s friends had an Anne Summers party, and were happily posting pictures of them on Facebook passing around new vibrators, discussing how well they worked and having a giggle. If men were to hold such a party, let alone post pictures of it on Facebook, they’d be labelled as perverts and probably put on the sex offenders list.
But would men go to a sex toys party? In my experience women are much more likely to discuss sexual matters with their mates then us chaps. Men are happy to talk about sex, but most of what they say is lies or exageration and a man using a sex toy is seen as somehow being less manly
That’s what i said to the Olsen twins last night.
really? I didn’t know Jimmy Olsen had a twin
Looks like the end of a vacuum cleaner nozzle. Wonder what happens if you put this together with a Fleshlight. Will the progeny be little LittleFleshRoosters?
Off to Kickstarter! One can only guess what my target consumer audience would be.
So who gets Frucci’s job at Giz UK?
Haha… Still think that was one of the Frucc’es best peices. Wonder if is still sporting that Spandau Ballet quiff.
If there’s any ladies who want a similar service. Ill do the same for free!