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As a culture, we’ve been slow to allow robots into our home. But it could be that we’ve just been waiting for the perfect robo-pal. Like, say, the Onion’s TYSO, which stands guard during your most personal moments. NSFW reenactments ahead!
I’m just glad all those people who think every Onion report is real finally have something to celebrate. [The Onion]
Not sure it’s wise to mention “beating” and “pants off” in a headline for a masturbation guard.
That’s awesome… I’ll take 7 of them. One for each room of the house (plus one for the hallway closet… don’t ask)
Better get one for the car as well… I can finally get back to wearing the ties instead of hanging them on the doorknobs hoping housemates heed their warning.
Are you going to the Meet-up next week? If so, remind me not to shake your hand
Probably not best to go to a gadget blog physical meet up expecting none of the attendees to have ‘pressed one out’ before.
You’re right. Best to bring some gloves and an UV light.