The Brian Blessed iOS alarm app features "over 30" newly recorded clips of the big man himself, promising to aggressively shout you out of bed earlier and more alert than ever before.
You also get a "beautifully drawn analogue clock" on the screen, with weird images of Brian's head floating about behind it, plus, at the other end of the day, there's a "Vedic mantra" option to help get you off to sleep.
It costs £1.99 with 10 per cent of that going to the Walking with the Wounded charity, and will work on any iOS device with version 4.3 of the software or higher. And yes, the developer says there will be an Android version before Christmas. [iTunes]