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In a tale that’ll bring a tear to your eye — a 28-year old Scottish woman was saved from certain death by her chicken fillets, after a head-on collision with another car during a driving rainstorm in Kirkintilloch, just outside Glasgow.
Lisa Somerville, dissatisfied with her AAA figure, routinely doubled up her chicken fillets, or bra padding for those who aren’t up with women’s vernacular. The two chunks of silicone within each bra took the brunt of the impact reducing the force on her ribs. This meant that although she suffered a punctured lung, broken nose and cracked ribs, the silicone had prevented her ribs being driven through her heart.
“I hated my chicken fillets and feared they’d fall out at the most embarrassing moment. But that night, for the first time in my life, I was grateful for them.” Said Ms Somerville.
A heart-warming tale I’m sure you’d agree. Of course Lisa celebrated her survival with a £4,000 boob-job, as you do. Perhaps it’s time men started wearing padded bras while driving, just in case — carrying your own personal airbags obviously makes a difference. [The Metro]
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There’s a product waiting for a market, In-Bra airbags. They work just like the “chicken fillets” in normal use, but if you are involved in a collision they inflate to cushion the impact. I’m off to Kickstarter to make my fortune.
She would, of course, have to be a hot gal too!
£4,000 airbags !! Neat, I want a pair !
Why do women get boob jobs? I can understand if they’re saggy and they want to make them perky instead of on the floor. I can also understand women who want their burger nipples sorted out because they’re disgusting and nipples are meant to be smaller than the boobs.
However you constantly see women with ok tits before get a boob job and ruin themselves. They always crease over time and give that squared look. They never feel as good, I don’t care what people say I felt fake ones once when a lesbo was letting us all feel and they were hard.
Men are happy with small perky tits, as long as there is something there to play with and not a boy chest. Sporty tits are nice, much better than them being too big because by the time they’re 30 they’re already starting to go.
It’s like I heard they can increase the size of your dick now, so I googled it and found a video and this guy with an average sized cock was getting it done. Most women have had shit experiences in bed, I’ve met girls who never even had an orgasm, not even via oral… like, don’t you masturbate? lol. Your dick size is the least of your worries unless it is so tiny like 2 inches or something, then I can understand.