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Of all the trends to close out 2011, I couldn’t be happier with the emergence of Animals Playing Games On Gadgets. First came the agile bearded dragon, then the vicious African Bullfrog, and now, in perhaps the most impressive display yet: a cat that is very, very good at Fruit Ninja.
If you’re wondering how on earth the ferocious feline stays a live so long, it appears that puss is playing in Arcade mode, where bombs and dropped fruits don’t spell instant death. Either that, or it’s wasting most of its nine lives on a video game. [Marcztr via UberGizmo]
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Oh cats… what can’t you do :’)
Open cat food tins, which is just as well. Once they master that we shall be superflous to their needs and they can do away with us.
Our cat’s food comes in large bags, and once when we were away for 24 hours she found it on a shelf and chewed through the corner so all the food spilled onto the floor. Our old cat could also open the cat flap when it was locked both ways (Something I failed to replicate despite hours of trying), turn on the kitchen tap, and open the utility door. We bought ninja cats, clearly. I swear the breeder said Somali.
My cat has the following food related achievements:
1) Managed to swing a claw under the pantry door until he ripped his food bag and slowly clawed out dry food for days before anyone realised.
2) Managed to circumvent an auto feeder by sticking his claw up the chute to push the door open ever so slightly.
3) Managed to open a kitchen drawer with his wet food inside and toss tins to the ground, could not generate enough force to open them that way. His evolution suggests a can opener will be mastered soon enough.
I find this truly depressing. Why would you let such sharp things attack your iPad? :’(
Because glass is far harder than a cat’s claws?