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SUNTEL ELECTRONIC OPEN OPEN OPEN PHONE CARDS COFFEE VINTAGE PHONES OH GOD MY EYES MY EYES THEY BURN PIZZA COFFEE OPEN.
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I love that there’s one sign that says Closed too.
I wonder how much this space cost them? Surely selling assorted crap to a tech savvy audience who probably do their electronics shopping online can’t be a major earner. It’s not like they are even selling iPhone cases (which would guarantee some sales), they are selling landline phones. Who goes to CES thinking to pick up a landline phone?
Maybe it just looks like a landline phone… but in fact ther’s a screen on the bottom, and it can run apps! And, and… oh yes, it lets you control your neon sign remotely! so you can close your shop without being there!
It’s the future, I tell you.
Cigar.