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What’s the only thing more exciting than a new Core i7 MacBook Air at your local Apple Store? No, not the Genius Bar helping you out with a cracked iPhone screen—a ranting, pot-smoking lunatic crashing a Q&A. Naked. Warning: naked photo below.
Star actor in USA’s White Collar, Matt Bomer (above, displeased, repulsed), decided to stop by the SoHo Apple Store for a casual Q&A with his fans. Simple, right? Kiss a few iMacs, sign some iPad sleeves, smile for the camera, answer questions about White Collar, such as “Matt, what’s the best part about being an actor?,” and “Matt, why are you at the Apple Store to begin with?” But no—this wouldn’t be any ordinary Q&A for Mr. Bomer. A crazed pothead with an agenda stormed the stage. Here’s an account of the harrowing boob flash, relayed by a shellshocked Apple Store patron and Tumblr enthusiast:
“Went to go see Matt Bomer at the Soho Apple store – he’s promoting the second part of the third season of White Collar, premiering tomorrow.
Cristen and I sat in the back on the side. This older blonde woman with a drawn on mustache sat next to Cristen, and she REEKED of marijuana.
Midway through the thing, she TAKES OFF HER TOP, stands on a chair, completely topless, and starts screaming about how she is the naked paparazzo and how we should all go visit her website and see her drag queen friends perform blahblahblah.
Cristen was hiding in my lap because this lady was right next to her, and Matt Bomer had this insanely giddy grin on his face and is squealing THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER!!!!!!!!
He also proceeded to bring it up at every chance he possibly could throughout the rest of the night.
ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS. ONLY IN NYC.”
No word on what happened to this deranged computer user, whether she purchased an iTunes card before being escorted out of the store (we assume?), or whether she brought with her any iPad 3 rumours.
But still! Drag queens. Intel processors. Naked paparazzo? Matt Bomer. There are no nouns missing from this experience—and I can only hope it’s not confined to ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS. Check out your next local iPhoto workshop for a chance to learn, and maybe see a naked woman. [Thanks, Rudey]
I like to call this story “What Kat did on her holidays’
Now that’s just plain insulting, Kat looks way better than this.
LOL I was of course jesting… I’m sure she does.. I wonder if the rumour that she is banned from all branches of PC World for pulling a similar stunt is true.
You must’ve misheard, LeftofNever. It was Best Buy I was banned from, but now they’re all shut down, I can strip and smoke my spliff on their doorsteps all I want.
Thanks for the clarification. I’d update this on your Wiki page, but it’s down..
As they are fond of saying on Giz’s American cousin – Pics or it didn’t happen. Either that or I suggest we have our next reader meetup in an abandoned Best Buy
That would probably be the only way to justify queuing in front os an Apple store.
That would probably be the only way to justify queuing in front of an Apple store.
Sorry for the double post.
Heck… looks like a Myra Hindley look-a-like.
She must be a serial stripper, the bloke bext to her has obviously seen it before, he’s fell asleep.
Saying that, she’s no Erica Rowe.
http://www.womenstreakers.com/various/var.html
Cursor down to the black and whit newspaper photos.
The bloke at the back is clearly looking at her shoes and thinking…
“Those Manolo Blahnik are so last year”
Who is Manolo Blahnik? Wikipedia is bust.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manolo_Blahnik
Ta-da!
Let me rephrase…
Manolo Blahnik? I wouldn’t know, I have no interest in womens shoes?