Kim Schmitz aka Kimble aka Kim Dotcom. He was born in Kiel, Germany. According to the feds, he has done many bad things, apparently. But who was Kim, really? These images are better than any biography.
So, without further ado, witness Kim Dot Il in unharnessed action.
He used his thumbs.
He jumped on beaches.
He held guns.
He hung out with friends.
He watched movies on a portable DVD player.
He tried to eat Bruce Willis.
He pointed at girls in bikinis while pointing at boats.
He lived in a £20 million estate in New Zealand.
He covered himself with female humans in private planes.
He hammer-timed on the beach.
He hammer-timed on a yacht.
He hunted some ducks.
He gave thumbs up to magazines with naked girl photos on them.
He did good steak impressions.
He talked on the phone by blue sport cars.
He bathed with balloons.
He drank juice on planes.
He hung out on planes.
He bathed in foam.
He bathed in a lot of foam.