Breakfast can be a pretty depressing ordeal, especially on these cold, dark mornings. Why not genetically engineer your yoghurt to turn it into into a pharmacy-grade anti-depressant? That ought cheer the process up. Here’s how to do it.
Talking at an event organized by Next Nature, Tuur van Balen guides you through the process in this video. The process takes four-to-five days, and will see you insert open-source DNA code, ordered off the internet, into a bacterial cell culture. You might need to purchase a few pieces of kit off eBay, sure—in particular a centrifuge and a electroporator—but the process is definitely achievable, if not advisable, in your own home.
While he makes it sounds easy—and actually, getting DNA into a well-studied bacterial cell is fairly easy—some of the theory behind the process might take you longer to get your head round. In particular, designing a functional, useful and safe gene sequence isn’t easy. But that doesn’t matter: you can just borrow van Balen’s in order to make your own orange-colored Prozac yoghurt. [Next Nature]








If you can hack it into Prozac, what about other mood altering/mind expanding drugs?
That was my immediate thought. Müller Yogurt into party powder.
Hmmm, If you use Muller Yoghurt do you end up freaking out in the corner
Fluoxetine (Prozac) isn’t something you should take unless you need it, the side effects can be pretty awful, especially if you don’t need it in the first place. One side effect is having no libido, but if you enjoy yoghurt that much, then it’s up to you.