Oh dear Orville, has money really got that tight? You’re destroying some of my innocent childhood memories here; Keith looks like my granddad trying to be all “urban”. And what the hell have chickens got to do with a mobile phone network anyway?
Apparently GiffGaff is setting free one battery chicken for each person who unlocks his or her phone and joins the MVNO – 1000 have already been rehomed. Right, now I totally get it.