Finally you can own your very own life-sized Aperture Science Handheld Portal gun starting in April. Unlike the cake, this Portal gun is as real as they come, minus the hole-in-the-wall firing stuff, of course.

It’s being made by the crazy replica-loving cats from Neca and will set you back in the region of £130-odd plus shipping. It doesn’t do a whole lot mind you, other than looking totally awesome, but you might be able to scare the crap out of a cat with it or something. You can pre-order them online right now if you’re talented enough to read Japanese. [Mamegyorai via Kotaku]