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Jemima Packington was born with the gift of foresight. Unfortunately, that future-vision is only legible by reading the positions of thrown asparagus. That’s right—she’s an asparamancer and she just foretold the births of our two royal heirs and our imminent trouncing of the rest of the world in the 2012 Olympics.
Watch as she deftly predicts the weather (overcast with some rain, how did she do that?!). But that’s not all, she’s already made plenty of 2012 tellings including dual royal pregnancies, a new party leader, the collapse of the Euro (yeah, like nobody sees that coming) and the death of a high-profile British figure (*cough* George Michael *cough*). We’ll have to see if her predictions come true but her sudden appearance in the year 2012 must be a sign of future catastrophe, or at least more shitty London weather until spring. [Buzzfeed]
Not a very hard time with frost and snow. *looks out of the window* Yep that is enough snow to cause the typical shutdown of Britain.
I also have a prediction about how full of bullshit she is. Let me just look into my shoes…I’m been told, Very full of shit.
This really is drivel.
So you’re giving the moron publicity why? If all the news sites shut up about these people most of them would go away.
Because Gizmodo doesn’t have its own content. It just gets it from other sources and links to it. But I understand why this is very gadget related.
Just because she’s a moron, doesn’t make it any less funny!
BURN THE WITCH!!!
Her parents didn’t really give her much of a fighting chance by naming her Jemima did they?