Lucasfilm's merchandising department takes another step towards the bottom of the barrel with this officially licensed R2-D2 can coozie. All that's left now is somehow turning Darth Vader into one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass plaques.
The beheaded astromech droid features a metal outer housing and a rubber inner lining that promises to keep your beverages cool even if there's two suns beating down on you. It will be available come June for 15 Aussie dollars (£10), and will include disgusted head shaking by Star Wars fans for no extra price. [iKon Collectables via Technabob]