Getting bored with Siri? Us too. Finding out what the weather is, setting reminders and asking question gets old. You know what never gets old? Hearing a robot voice swear. I mean, we're all teenage boys at heart, right? Here's how to make Siri curse like a motherfucking sailor.
If you're easily offended by salty language, don't watch the video. It's a cussing bonanza that murders every curse word rule in the book. Very, very NSFW
Siri won't respond with an f-bomb if you curse at her but she will call you whatever you tell her to call you. So if you replace your name with Mr. Dickfuck Shitlicker Damnbitch Asshole, she'll call you just that. Easiest and least confusing way to do it is to ask Siri for your name pre-expletive change and then tap the white address card. Fill in your bad words in the first name field and listen to her spew curse words. I love it when you talk dirty baby.
One of the most useful features of Siri is how she can read text messages out loud for you. Yup, you can see where this is going already. Take a friend's phone and try to fit as many curse words you can in 160 characters. Or if you want to keep the fun for yourself, text yourself from Google Voice.
Cee-Lo's Fuck You. Lily Allen's Fuck You. Dead Kennedy's Too Drunk to Fuck. NWA's Fuck Tha Police. South Park's Uncle Fucka. Akon's I Wanna Fuck You. Brian Jonestown Massacre's Fucker. Choking Victim's Fucked Reality. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Cats Are Cunts. And the list goes on. Tell Siri to play (song title), and she'll repeat the (song title) before the song plays.
Video by Michael Hession. Music by Ergo Phizmiz