For some reason, we humans love to make solid foods liquid, and liquid foods solid. Key Lime Pie Martini? White Russian Ice Cream? I rest my case. Today, in honour of St. Paddy's Day, we're taking three Irish liquids, and making them into one awesome solid.
The result? The best jelly shot you'll ever have.
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First of all, full credit where credit is due. This recipe is inspired by and based off of a really good idea from the cooking blog 1FineCookie, which you may remember from pizza in a jar. Jasmin over there came up with a recipe for Guinness Jelly Shots for St. Patrick's Day. They have Guinness-Jelly bottoms with Bailey's-Jelly foamy heads. They looked absolutely amazing (like tiny Guinnesses... Guinnessii?), but I wasn't thrilled by the flavour or texture and... wait a second. Guinness and Bailey's? It'd be rude not to invite their fellow Irish mate Jameson to the party. So I got to work tweaking.
After a very long night, I had a recipe that garnered universal approval from my Gizmodo lab rats. It is roughly 12-percent alcohol by volume (ABV), with complex layers of flavour, and it still looks delicious. In short, these things are awesome, and they're really easy to make.
Now, let's make these delicious amorphous solid drinks!
(makes approximately 12)
- 300ml of Guinness Stout
- 120ml Jameson Irish Whiskey
- 220ml Bailey's Irish Cream
- 8 teaspoons (aprox. 4 packets, generally) unflavored gelatin
- 4 teaspoons granulated sugar
- 1. Pour the Jameson into a bowl.
- 2. Sprinkle 4 tsp. (2 packets, generally) of unflavored gelatin onto the whiskey. Let it sit for one minute, and then stir for a minute to help it dissolve.
- 3. In a separate bowl, pour in all of the Guinness, then pop it in the microwave for about 80 seconds. Note: microwaves vary greatly in their power levels, so you'll need to adjust it appropriately. You want to get it to about 65°C. You can also do this in a small saucepan, if you prefer.
- 4. Remove the Guinness from the microwave and add 4 teaspoons of granulated sugar. Stir until sugar is dissolved.
- 5. Combine the hot Guinness with the whiskey/gelatin mixture and stir until gelatin appears completely dissolved.
- 6. Pour the mixture into shot glasses, filling them roughly 80 percent of the way (leave room for the next phase), then refrigerate for 1-2 hours or until firm. If you have leftover liquid, pour it into a larger glass. Let's pause here for a second and talk about equipment. If you pour it into a standard shot glass, these things are going to look like tiny pints of Guinness, foamy head and all. It's adorable, and it adds a lot of aesthetic value. Jasmin at 1FineCookie even managed to find tiny beer mug shot glasses with handles, which made these shots stupidly adorable. That said, you're sacrificing convenience for aesthetics, because you'll need an unusually small spoon to dig the shots out. You may want to opt for buy plastic or paper jello shot cups that you can just squeeze into your mouth. I leave that to you. Okay, back to the directions. Once the dark layer has firmed up, start making the top layer.
- 7. In a bowl, stir to combine a 60ml of cold water with 60ml of Bailey's Irish Cream.
- 8. Sprinkle in 4 teaspoons (aprox. 2 packets) of unflavored gelatin. Let stand for one minute then stir until it is well-mixed.
- 9. Pour in a half cup of boiling hot water and stir until the gelatin is almost entirely dissolved.
- 10. Add 175ml of Bailey's and stir for another few minutes to ensure everything is dissolved.
- 11. Take the shot glasses out of the fridge, pour the creamy layer on top of of the dark layer, filling each glass up to the brim, and then put them back in the fridge for another hour or until firm.
- 12. Congratulations! You just made jelly shots which are pleasing, both aesthetically and gastronomically.There's a fair amount of alcohol in these (12-percent ABV. Generally 19-percent is about as high as you can go for jello shots, or it won't set), but because they're small you'll probably get full before you get drunk. Then again, there's always room for jelly...Jasmin also has a recipe for how to make this with light beer, which you could add a little green food coloring to. Y'know, in case you want to rock tiny, green jelly beers for St. Paddy's day.Enjoy responsibly, have a happy, fun, and safe St. Patrick's Day, and tune in next week for another episode of Happy Hour.Video by Michael Hessian.