Times are hard and revenue streams are scarce. We need to stop relying on traditional methods of generating income and look instead to nature. We need to harness the power of our HAIR.
That’s right – off the top of our heads we can see immediate cash-generating possibilities by shaving off all of your hair and flogging it to wig manufacturers. As well as that, you could keep your shavings and use the excess hair to stuff cushions and pillows or simply burn for heat. But it isn’t going to come off your head all by itself, and we highly recommend these Wahl hair clippers that are currently only £10.80 delivered. See you at the wig factory, baldy!
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