Look, it doesn't matter how tight your trews are or how ironic your mustache is—you simply can't be crowned King of the Hipsters sporting a frame-mounted wine rack. To carry the King's 22 oz scepter, your ride needs a Bicycle Can Cage.

Etsy studio WalnutStudiolo hand-sews each cage from rigid leather. The cage holds a standard sized can snugly and mounts to the front of the bike via dual upper clamps around the handlebars and a lower one at the tube spacer. The BCC retails for £40 at Etsy. [Etsy via LikeCool - Image: Erin Berzel Photography]