If you can't bear the thought of not being part of your child's life for even a second, you can now get your face carved into a stylish baby rattle so they can never escape your presence.
For around £120 you can guarantee your kid will grow up resenting your over-intrusive helicopter parenting by submitting a photo of your profiles to Cameo by RUX who will then carve your faces into a kid-safe maple baby rattle.
Does it sound a little creepy? That's because it kind of is. Part of being there for your kids is raising them to be self-sufficient so one day they can leave the nest with confidence. But doing everything you can to make it feel like you've never left their side for even a second isn't doing them any favors in the long run. [Cameo by RUX via bookofjoe]