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Holy heart attack, this hot dog stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut UK is probably the most delicious meal you can get and I assume two is a lethal dose. I’ll have seven, please.
What the hell, England‽ I thought America was the land of junk food? I thought America was hot dog heaven. I mean, sure, we Europeans invented pizza, but I’m damn sure America invented Pizza Hut! Delicious but disgusting if you think about it cuisine is what they do best. Americans are fat for good goddamned reasons, and none of them involve glands. Unless you’re talking about deep-fried glands, which are delicious. Especially when drizzled with mustard. I mean, mustard drizzle!
Just give me the hot dog pizza! Just put some processed pig and cow parts in that crust and let me shove it in my mouth again and again and again until my arteries rip open from a massive blockage and cholesterol oozes out of my pores like impetigo. When’s too early to order a pizza? Crap, I sound like Wagner.
[Pizza Hut UK via Grist]
Part of me is disgusted, but a greater part of me wants to eat nothing else. Ever.
I’m going Pizza Hut! Was gonna go Nandos but I need to eat this!
I’m sat at work with a Greggs sandwich (lettuce with a hint of chicken mayo), and this is what Giz decides to show me? Thanks a lot, you’ve just made my disappointing dinner even more disappointing.
Didn’t opt for the taxed lukewarm sausage rolls?
Nope, I prefer them oven fresh. Luckily Greggs now sell their sausage rolls frozen at Iceland. Works out much cheaper if you have to cook them yourself but they’re not as convenient. But seriously, they need to reduce the amount of lettuce they place in their sandwiches.
They had a cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust once, which was awesome and sadly didn’t stick around.
Well, I know what I’m having for tea now.
Oh. My. God.
I need to try this.
It looks like a dogs anus.
Yuk !
Had to try one following this article, sorry to say I was bitterly disapointed the hot dog tasted awful, almost off!!
Never again.. Its a sad day!!