Here's the thing with Siri: She's actually kind of dumb sometimes. It can be infuriating. But I don't think anyone gets angrier than Samuel L. Jackson in this hilarious Pulp Fiction/Siri mashup.
Have you seen this foolish Samuel L. Jackson Apple ad? It's from Apple's delightful, twee new ad campaign that also featured an ad with Zooey Deschanel. She can do whatever she wants because she's cute, but the Sam Jackson ad is total bullshit. Gazpacho? How many ounces in a cup? Are these the things Samuel L. Jackson concerns himself with? That's disgusting.
This video is what it would really be like if Siri met Sam Jackson. He'd be yelling and screaming and waving a gun at Siri because she's an idiot. Here's a protip Siri: DO NOT PISS SAM JACKSON OFF, OK??? I just wish I had a huge gun so that Siri would give me the answers I want, too. [YouTube]