Titanic. Once the largest object ever built, it sunk after colliding with an iceberg, spiralling down into the Atlantic and killing around 1500 people on April 15, 1912. Everyone knows this. Oh wait—no, these idiots thought it was just a movie:
Is it bad that I didn't know the titanic was real? Always thought it was just a film.
Yes, yes it's bad, because it just shows you are an ignorant dumbclown.
Nobody told me titanic was real...? How am I just finding this out?!
Don't worry, it's never too late to get out of your deep state of idiocy. But don't worry, it will happen one day. Or not.
I thought the Titanic was just a movie. I didn't know it was real tho.
No, it's not real. It's just in 3D now.
The titanic was real holly shit im never gooing on a cruise.
Oh you should definitely go on a cruise. This one.
And it just goes on and on.