Much to the embarrassment of the entire internet, Valve boss Gabe Newell has denied that the Apple/Valve showdown that everyone talked about earlier this week happened at all.
Newell said in an interview: "No one here was meeting with Tim Cook or with anybody at Apple that day. I wish we were! We have a long list of things we'd love to see Apple do to support games and gaming better. But no, we didn't meet with Tim Cook. He seems like a smart guy, but I've never actually met him."
Tim Cook exists on about the same level as Father Christmas, as far as Valve is concerned. [Kotaku]
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