These gross distortions of cheek, lip, and nose look can top the most hilarious images ever made with any Facetime warp effect—and these are real.
Photographer Tadao Cern's project Blow Job places his subjects in front of terrifyingly strong wind jets. Double entendre aside, there is a bizarre delight in Cern's images.
If you happen to be in Lithuania, you can even stop by his studio and get your portrait taken, as long as you don't mind looking like the T1000 after being shot in the face. Visit Cern's Facebook page to view the entire gallery. [Tadao Cern via The Colossal]