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Looking like they were lifted from James Bond’s accessories drawer, this set of working pocket knife cufflinks are the perfect not-so-concealed weapons for the aspiring spy. Or, anyone who hates finding a loose thread on their tuxedo.
Made from stainless steel, the £40 cufflinks even come with a diamond dust sharpener so you can keep the tiny blades well honed and deadly. Well, maybe not deadly, given they’re too small to cause a lot of serious damage unless you were really dedicated to the cause. But still sharp enough to easily slice open tiny envelopes, miniature plastic blister packaging, or carving up a crabapple.
[Cool Material via The Green Head]
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The Tiny Pocket Knife That I Will Carry Until I Lose
Cuz every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
This would be a nightmare to explain at the airport…
At just 40 pounds, I actually sort of want this.
If it was half the price maybe, and if I wore shirts, otherwise I’d rather spend £40 on a proper knife. Now something that would be worth that much are the cufflinks I do have, they’ve got functioning miniature pinfire single shot pistols on them (around 1mm calibre).
Is that even legal?!
Absolutely, any firearm that uses obsolete ammunition (such as pinfire) is completely legal to own with no license, however attempting to fire one without a license is an offence. I actually looked up similar cufflinks as I’d never considered getting them valued before, turns out they’re actually worth around 5 times as much as those in this article. I also have a pretty interesting normal size pocket revolver in 7mm pinfire.
TIL…