We Brits love our beer, but why do most of our deliciously intoxicating beverages have to be just plain dull? Why can't we have a swig of Arrogant Bastard Ale, Flying Dog Raging Bitch, or Santa's Butt Porter instead?
I'm proud to say that a couple of these are from good ol'Blighty, and you might even be able to buy 'em too.
Flying Dog Raging Bitch, Belgian-style apparently. (Credit: Kegworks)
Santa's Butt Porter, from Ridgeway Brewing, South Stoke. Presumably this tastes better than it sounds. (Credit: Fermentarium)
Ass Kisser from California, perfect for those days when you just have to and hate yourself for it. (Credit: BuzzFeed)
Skull Splitter from Stromness in Orkney. At 8.5 per cent, I reckon the name is pretty accurate; I can feel my head thumping from this Scottish brew already. (Credit: ebay)
And last but not least, Arrogant Bastard Ale, which pretty much sums us all up once we've had a skinful. (Credit: bp)
That's your lot for this Friday, but check out BuzzFeed for a load more, and if you've got a choice beverage like one of these fine concoctions, let us know. It must be beers o'clock somewhere already, right? [BuzzFeed]