Five of the Most Awesome Beer Names You'll Ever See

By Sam Gibbs on at

We Brits love our beer, but why do most of our deliciously intoxicating beverages have to be just plain dull? Why can't we have a swig of Arrogant Bastard Ale, Flying Dog Raging Bitch, or Santa's Butt Porter instead?

I'm proud to say that a couple of these are from good ol'Blighty, and you might even be able to buy 'em too.

Flying Dog Raging Bitch, Belgian-style apparently. (Credit: Kegworks)

Santa's Butt Porter, from Ridgeway Brewing, South Stoke. Presumably this tastes better than it sounds. (Credit: Fermentarium)

Ass Kisser from California, perfect for those days when you just have to and hate yourself for it. (Credit: BuzzFeed)

Skull Splitter from Stromness in Orkney. At 8.5 per cent, I reckon the name is pretty accurate; I can feel my head thumping from this Scottish brew already. (Credit: ebay)

And last but not least, Arrogant Bastard Ale, which pretty much sums us all up once we've had a skinful. (Credit: bp)

That's your lot for this Friday, but check out BuzzFeed for a load more, and if you've got a choice beverage like one of these fine concoctions, let us know. It must be beers o'clock somewhere already, right? [BuzzFeed]