Forget Euro 2012, Egg Russian Roulette's the Sport For Us

By Jacob Lewis on at

England have just won a glorious victory at the world Russian Roulette Egg Championships. That's right, national hero Jerry Cullen has managed what Rooney and co couldn't, and brought it home to England. The majestic triumph occurred in Swaton Lincolnshire, where Cullen beat the odds and left the competition with egg on their collective faces.

And don't go thinking this is just a game of chance, it takes years of practice, as organiser Andy Dunlop tells ITN: "They said there's no skill involved, we're here today to prove that there is skill."

"Come on England, Come on England..." [ITN via BuzzFeed]