Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

By Sam Biddle on at

Huge smartphones are, against all sanity, in—and they're only getting bigger. And phones are getting smaller. Can humans and the big phones of today coexist?


 

The HTC Titan II is 5.18 inches tall, 2.78 inches wide, and sports a 4.7-inch screen. Our model, Tessa: 5 feet, 8 inches tall, 25 inches wide, 7.6 stone. It was difficult for her to sit down.

The Nokia Lumia 900: 5.03 × 2.7 × 0.45 inches. Stunning in cyan.

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

The HTC One X, at 5.3 inches tall and 2.75 wide, proved to be a difficult fit.

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

It was pocketable with some persistence.

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

The Titan was also a tight squeeze.

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

You'll probably never need to pocket several large smartphones at once, but what if you did?

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

The Galaxy Note, nearly half a foot tall, and over three inches wide, almost killed poor Tessa when she tried this. "I think I'm bruising."

Giant Smartphones in Skinny Jeans: A Photoshoot

We were asked to leave by a store security guard. "We don't allow this." We said that we just wanted to see if the Note fit inside a human pocket, and the gentleman shook his head, perhaps sympathetically.

Thank you to our model Tessa Brokaw, and the staff of the phone shop for their brief patience.