After Failing to Protect the Olympics, G4S Decides to Audition for X-Factor

By Sam Gibbs on at

G4S isn't having the best of times right now, and to be honest, considering it's screwed the pooch on Olympic protection, I reckon it deserves anything it gets. But seriously? A security firm with its own theme song. If you've got enough time to do that, maybe better planning for the Games wouldn't have gone a miss.

"G4S! Protecting the world. G4S! So dreams can unfurl."

Shame the same can't be said for the Olympics, eh? [YouTube via BBC]