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Take a look around at the hovel that you laughably call your home. It’s drabber than a witch’s bra drawer. yet you somehow think that you’re ‘cool’ and ‘sophisticated’. And is that a framed picture of Winnie Mandela above your fireplace? Weird.
Here – get one of these. For only £3.99, you can jazz up and snazzify your living quarters with a ‘grooovy’ silver-finish lilac white wax lamp – reduced from £12.99. Did you see how we bunged another ‘o’ into ‘groovy’ just then? Exactly – that’s the kind of thing we’re dealing with here. Now throw on a Kula Shaker album, burn some patchouli oil and let’s WIG OUT!
- Saving Private Ryan (2-disc Special Edition Blu-ray) – only £7.00.
- Rayman Origins (PS Vita) – just £14.98 delivered.
- Counter Strike Complete (including pre-order of Global Offensive) – just £12.91.
- Devolo 1383 dLAN Highspeed II 85Mbps Powerline starter kit – only £14.99.
- Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (triple-play Blu-Ray) – only £10.00.
- Ghostbusters Steelbook Blu-ray (pre order) – yours for £8.99.
- 25 per cent off official PS3 controllers- only £29.99 each.
- Kingston 128GB SSD – just £50.
- 1TB WD Elements SE portable hard drive (USB 3.0) – only £64 delivered (plus free case)
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But what if you already have a cheap lava lamp in your room? What then?!
Then it’ll be groooOvy.
I like your style, Mr. CaptainLove. Would you like to come round for a fine wine and cheese evening? 8pm okay for you? Splendid!
How about a fondue?
I’ll bring the Wensleydale, incidentally the name of my cat.
If you intend to do your jazzification in the living room, make sure you close the curtains first.