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Andy Carroll Shows Us Why You Should Keep an Eye On Your Dead Bebo Profile

By Sam Gibbs on at

Andy Carroll, he's not exactly the kind of person you'd expect to find on Bebo, but there he is. His, presumably, derelict profile has just turned up, full of the most embarrassing self-description you can imagine. Time to dig out the passwords and delete those jettisoned teenage profiles littering the web, perhaps?

Highlights include his confession that he's scared of spiders; that his favourite movie is the Jungle Book, "it's an unreal movie" apparently, and that he's into a bit of RnB. Well, maybe that last one's not that embarrassing, really, but even at 16 I don't think you should be telling the world you're a wuss.

I guess it's not that bad overall; it could have been miles worse for little Andy, but let this be a lesson to you. Go scrub your kiddy-self from the web before you become famous, or your best man gets a hold of it. Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go terminate my MSN Messenger profile and crummy MySpace page with extreme prejudice. [Bebo via HolyMoly]