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The iPhone 5 is longer, it has a smaller port, and some people think it’s boring. But you can’t really form an opinion on a prestige piece of hardware like this until you’ve had sex with it.
In the (very funny, sort of explicit, NSFW) iPhone review parody below, one reviewer gets right down to the business and gets it on with his phone. Honestly, this is still less nauseating than how most of the actual reviews will read:
[Jest.com]
The funniest part was when *spoiler alert* the screen cracked..
That’s a shame, they beat Jesus to the review.
Too much information
haha thats superb
BAN THIS SICK FILTH! OH WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
Just kidding. Though to be honest, this isn’t much more pervy than the average unboxing video…
Did you not have anything good to post…?
Evidently not.
Watching this has made me how crap watching vids in chrome is now after one of the recent updates :c
wtf have i just watched, its almost as bad as watching Verne Troyer`s sex tape FML