Yes, the iPod Touch has been updated and it's better than ever. And the feature Apple is trumpeting from the rooftops? A Loop. A loop that goes around your wrist. Because that's how clumsy you are.
The burning question is, would any of you actually use this? Maybe you'd strap it to your kid if you were letting them play with it? Or if you were, I dunno, boating or something? Chime in.
For a full list of everything Apple announced at its September keynote, take a look over here.