OK, gamers can spout some seriously torrid bile sometimes -- anyone who's attempted to use voice chat online will know precisely what I mean -- but there are some things, so horrendous, that you'll never hear a gamer utter those words.
Overreaching DRM that won't let you play the game you bought with your hard earned cash, but that isn't even an issue if you pirate the game? Love it! Horrendously long cut-scenes, that are both corny and boring, and that you just can't skip? Oh, please, give me more. Check out the other 13 lies at [Dorkly via Kotaku]