Say you've got some really important documents—like the meaning of life scrawled on a napkin, or a viable method of time travel in the margins of a newspaper—and someone really wants to shoot them for some reason, like a bunch of times, with a gun. You better hope they're in the Tegra-Lite Bulletproof Attaché.
Pretty much everything about the case is over the top. Its body is made out of 65 layers of a polypropylene thermoplastic composite, it costs a whopping £3,700, and only 28 are being made. At least someone realized the demand probably isn't too high. As you might expect from an attaché that caters to the spy-minded, it also has a false bottom and a handcuff ring.
It also packs some more boring functionality. It has a spot for your iPad, and at 5.5 kg, it would probably be good at fending off melee attackers. The best defense against bullets is not being shot at, but for everyone else a bulletproof attaché might help. Gotta keep all your precious crayon doodlings safe somehow, right? [Tumi via WSJ, bookofjoe]