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I don’t know what this is but it should probably never have existed.
At least the pitch meeting must have been fun:
ACER MARKETING GUY 1: I’ve got a great idea for an Acer ad.
ACER MARKETING GUY 2: I also have a great idea for an Acer ad.
ACER MARKETING GUY 1: Let’s say both of our ideas at the same time on the count of three and just combine the two ideas into one totally incomprehensible 96 second folly that in no way highlights our product or brand.
ACER MARKETING GUY 2: That is why you are Marketing Guy 1.
Scene.
Anyways, there you have it. Neither a Megan Fox Acer ad nor a dolphin Acer ad makes any sense so why not just combine them into a great big jumble that makes even less sense, cool, got it, thank you. [Laptop Mag]
Researchers Discover the Dolphin Handshake
The US Military Relies on Dolphins to Detect Mines
These Awesome Photos of a Fox Will Make You Go Aaaaawwwww
Probably sounded more like:
ACER MARKETING GUY 1: I have a great idea of meeting Megan Fox on the company’s dime.
ACER MARKETING GUY 2: That is why you are Marketing Guy 1.
I want to like it but I just don’t like Megan fox, she’s mainly plastic now, has a stupid tattoo on her arm and she cannot act. She has those weird little thumbs as well which are so gross.. erugh. Dunno why people think she is attractive.
Though I wouldn’t say no.
YOUR A TWAT!
*You’re
-The grammar nazi strkes again
You are not a ‘Grammar Nazi’. You are a ‘Spelling Mistake Nazi’, a far more pointless curse to have the burden of.
No, he’s a grammar Nazi. Bazinga spelled all the words correctly, but used ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’ which is a grammatical mistake, and not a spelling mistake, since ‘your’ is a legitimate word in its own right.
-The always correcting Nazi corrector corrects again.
But it is a spelling mistake, it is only a grammar mistake if in his head he didn’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’. I’m guessing it was a comment from someone knowing the difference and typing the wrong wording in haste, which is a spelling mistake. As your logic doesn’t ring true. Suppose the word ‘your’ was spelt ‘yoor’ and the spelling of a word ‘your’ didn’t exist in the English language, then regarding your definition it would be a spelling mistake, and only because the word ‘your’ exists then it is a grammar mistake – do you see how completely illogical that is? It doesn’t stand up as a rule – it is beyond any reason or logic and really not thought out as a rule, as it soon rapidly breaks down.
It is like ‘grate’ and ‘great’. If I type ‘grate’ instead of ‘great’ and don’t know the difference then it is a grammar mistake, but if I type that mistake and at the same time I know it is wrong and don’t realise my error then it is a spelling mistake. What happens with ‘a gate’ and ‘agate’, if I have a space bar malfunction then you are saying that is a grammar mistake purely on the basis that the word ‘agate’ is a English word already, when it is a typo – completely illogical. See how fucked that twisted logic soon becomes? You can’t say it is therefore a grammar mistake just because another word already has that meaning. I sometimes type another word entirely different to the one I’m thinking of when I’m typing. Something like, ‘I when to the Doctor’s the other day’ instead of ‘I went to the Doctor’s the other day.’ It is a silly little thing many people do as they are typing fluidly thinking ahead as they type while on automatic pilot. Now that is a spelling mistake, my brain knows which word to use and mistakenly inserted the wrong one, you would see that as a grammatical error, but you would be totally wrong in doing so.
The better solution would be to call it just a ‘mistake’ because without knowing insides of the other persons head it is hard to tell if it is a grammatical mistake, spelling mistake or otherwise. An even better solution would be if you read it, and understand it, then to just leave it well alone. As these people shouldn’t jokingly call themselves a ‘grammar nazi’ they should grow a set, look in a mirror, spit at themselves again and again while screaming cunt – as it says more about the person doing a minor correction on some two penny comment then it does about the person being corrected.
I’m sorry but I genuinely read your whole argument and go ‘No, that’s still a grammatical mistake.’
Isn’t that like most Hollywood stars?
I agree with almost all your points aoart from the last – I would say no.
She does look a little odd nowadays but I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is. She’s definitely not ‘the most stunning star in hollywood’ or whatever.
I don’t like Megan Fox either. She’s a pretty average actor and she seems a bit too whore-like.
She’s basically only popular because men want to stick something in her blow-hole and that’s about it, and that’s not an attribute that’s particularly unique to her, so I don’t really get it either.
I think it is supposed to be ironic – is Brain American?
I liked it, I mean it didn’t flip me out but it made me smile at the odd geek and pretty woman joke – I got it.
And Megan, it looks like a dragon fruit.
“I don’t know what this is but it should probably never have existed.”
It’s an “actress” who got famous in a film that should probably never have existed either.
HOT HOT HOT HOT !
Couldn’t agree more …there’s just something completely irresistible about dolphins! I call dibs on the blow hole!!
Dolphins are rapists !
WTF…!
I’m serious
http://www.aardvarknyc.com/about/dolphins-rape-people/
Ummm…not sure on the validity of that article but assuming the truth of it …..Ugh……..so wrong….on so many levels….
Google it. There’s even videos of it.
dolphin porn…..NO…!
Well this conversation has taken an unexpected turn!
You shouldn’t ever try and have sex with a dolphin, its vagina can snap your dick.
Uhm.. it was more ‘male dolphin and female human’ themed.
Well you still shouldn’t ever attempt it the other way round.
You shouldn’t attempt it any way round…. what is wrong with you people, I’ll never be able to watch Flipper again!
…without a sexy porn theme tune in your head.
I’m still not sure that a dolphin has ever raped a human before though?!!
I want proof. and also I send my condolences …I hope you’re making a speedy recovery down there and that you learned your lesson!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM
Or maybe this one? http://youtu.be/HLEb-iCQqec
I think any kind of animal would rape Megan Fox opening her mouth seductively and holding an egg up.
I think we’ve gone far enough now
Thank you for your kind words. You must have noticed from my avatar that all is not well down below.
I am enjoying that avatar.
At least they’re having some fun, even if it makes little sense it’s still better to watch than most ads we get.
I don’t get it. Did this really happen? Did she really invent a way for dolphins to talk? If not, wtf is this??
facepalm
What? There were dolphins?
She’s a straight up lying bee-hatch, that’s what this is!!
http://goo.gl/1yTsT
Ahh yes, lets objectify a former model turned ‘actress’ and by saying she’s unattractive, followed by some more vulgarity.
Good job guys.
I think you’ll find we also objectified the Dolphin too. Just to even it up!