No, Microsoft, Rapping About Cloud Computing Doesn't Make It Any Cooler

By Sam Gibbs on at

Words cannot describe how wrong this is; I'm amazed anyone can blend PHP, Windows, and cloud into anything other than a geek's nightmare, but here it is. Watch and be amazed.

I can’t imagine how much Microsoft paid the world's fastest rapper to do this. I can't say I'd ever heard of him before, but if I had, and I listened to his music, I don't think I would ever be able to again. At least it's over with in 90 seconds -- we've got NoClue's sheer speed to thank for that (up to 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds, apparently).

OK, so Microsoft Azure is actually used by more companies and services than you might think, but no, Microsoft, it's not cool, and it never will be. Mind you, it is slightly better than its last cock-themed attempt to be cool. [YouTube via Huffington Post]