Those Shit Girls Says viral videos are no longer oozing with virility but this one's plenty hilarious: Shit Android Fanatics Say. Made by MobilePhoneFinder, the video pokes fun at all the Android geekisms and nerdquotes you hear from someone who has an Android phone.

It's a response video to the equally hilarious Shit Apple Fanatics Say. Watch both and let us know which one you think is more insufferable below. It's a tie for the worst between talking about giant screen size and wishing Apple made _____ . [YouTube, MobilePhoneFinder]