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Those Shit Girls Says viral videos are no longer oozing with virility but this one’s plenty hilarious: Shit Android Fanatics Say. Made by MobilePhoneFinder, the video pokes fun at all the Android geekisms and nerdquotes you hear from someone who has an Android phone.
It’s a response video to the equally hilarious Shit Apple Fanatics Say. Watch both and let us know which one you think is more insufferable below. It’s a tie for the worst between talking about giant screen size and wishing Apple made _____ . [YouTube, MobilePhoneFinder]
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this is soo funny
Mostly true. I have said a lot of those. I’d still like to punch that guy in the face though.
I edited it, and saved it to my dropbox folder, as i am sure i can use that as a response to a ‘steve jobs is god’ post at some point in the future
i must admit to my shame i haven’t used most of them, I must try harder to be a proper fandroid
“let me root your phone” hahahaha
He could have at least tried some foreplay first right?!
Damn it, I agree with most of the points he made. Hope I don’t sound like as much as a douche as he does though!
As long as you keep your points to yourself
even your magazine is twice as exspensive…..made me giggle..
ps the gf says if i talk like that to her she will make me live in a caravan….
Of course the problem with that is that “Shit Apple Fans Say” was rubbish, while all these are true, just said in an annoying voice
It doubles as a portable drive. – True.
And I didn’t even need to jailbreak it. – True.
I can hold it any way and I still get full reception. – Mostly true.
Cheap. – True, but I prefer inexpensive.
Best camera phone ever. – True in some cases.
Customisable – True
Standard micro USB cable. – True
The rest is either baiting or silliness. All good fun though.
How is “Best camera phone ever. – True in some cases.” even possible? surely it can only be possible in one case? …and that ‘one case’ is looking like a Windows Phone too
I also enjoyed this one; “I can hold it any way and I still get full reception. – Mostly true.” wouldn’t that mean it’s not true?
Well, you could hold it in a basement
Exactly! …or under water.
Ha ! Makes me proud to own an iPhone
*pushes android devices out of sight*
Wait a sec …people can have more than one OS??!?
I had a WP7 as well at one point
Steady on now!
Didn’t fancy going down the Meego or Blackberry route though.. So just stick to iOS and Android now
Although WP8 could tempt me… Watch this space.
All depends if I can sneak an extra phone out of my equipment fund at work
I can only dream of such a fund!
Scott Garcia, FTW.
Lol, I had a popper talkative Fandroid talking to me the other week, He swears by his HTC, He saw me with my iPhone and he said why have you got an iPhone, it’s so expensive and it’s a closed system you consumerist..
I’m like “The Fuck” – Consumerist!?! THE FUCK, Because HTC’s are made by monks in the wilderness. I just kept quiet while the rage built up inside me, and played Dead Trigger (Awesome game – amazing graphics) I knew he wouldn’t of seen them types of graphics on an Android and made sure he could see me playing on it
He was like, I bet that cost you like £5 or something, Nope, it’s free on the App Store. Not that I’m against Android in any way, but I hated the way this guy based his opinion of people on a fricken phone… and talking his technical know how in public with n00bz.
(The only rule about being a techie, dont talk to N00bz in detail about tech)
Dead Trigger has been on Android for a while now you ignorant consumerist
God Dammit
lol. We’ll he weren’t a techie, just a loud mouth who thinks he knows about tech… long story short I diddent let him get to me. But we all love a good tech war, but there is never a winner, just two losers.
long story short I am never going zip lining again.
(above, long story short *South Park reference*)
By the way, Dead Trigger was free on Android first, then on iPhone
And you have to thank Android open system for that – too much piracy for Madfinger to cope with 
Posebleh, Diddent do my homework on Dead Trigger. But he must not of seen it before.
If he had a One X I would have a little respect for him choosing a good phone, but it was like a Desire C or something cheap free on contract shit, so that thing couldn’t run Dead Trigger any good, I don’t think.
But the video is defiantly true, and reminded me of this instance.
I’ll just put this here….
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.madfingergames.deadtrigger
Yeah, I don’t think I’d ever have the desire to tell a complete stranger they were using the ‘wrong’ phone. You did well not to rise to it.
Thanks, I thought so aswell, if it was someone I knew and they where making good point’s and wanted to talk about Androids vs iOS for some reason I would happily point out both their flaws and advantages. But I would make iOS win
lol. I am a bit bias on that though.
” made sure he could see me playing on it
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Haha, Stuff like this is what makes you as bad the fandroid you were speaking to.
Lol, hope not, I couldn’t describe the setting but it was a time where people would be on their phones anyway, finishing work and sat at the bar, it was one of my friends friends, not a complete stranger but I’ve never met him before so basically, yea a stranger.
I could of started a tech battle but I diddent want him to wet himself, I can be harshley sarcastic.
Was his name Darrell or MikeJe or MarkCGrant!
Probably
Apart from saying “I’m Steve Jobs” and making a stupid noise I’ve said all of these (Iknow, big supprise). Though I never said “let me root your phone” to the Mrs as she is currently using my former phone which was already rooted.
you rooted her without consent? dispicable behaviour!
Darrell that could easily have been you in the Vid, you should do your own…
Considering this is just an Android version of the “Shit Apple Fanatics say” videos I’m surprised you missed the opportunity to make a “Android copying Apple” type comment, you’re losing your touch mate.
I couldn’t help but think of Darrell when I saw this :s (runs)
And what are the odds of him being single?