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Some people douse their meals in salt, pepper, even Tabasco sauce before even having a taste. It’s impossible to know if the food actually needs more seasoning—unless you’ve gone to the trouble of filling a pepper grinder with crushed up Cool Ranch Doritos. Then it’s guaranteed that whatever you’re eating will taste better with a few twists.
The trick probably works with the slightly inferior Nacho Cheese variety too. But that orange powder seems a little thicker than the subtle dusting that makes Cool Ranch Doritos so sublime, and will probably just end up clogging your grinder and frustrating your seasoning attempts when you need it the most. [SuburbanTragic via Buzzfeed via Geekologie]
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This sounds….American. They’ve taken some starchy potato pulp that’s been pressed into the shape of a circle, and then ground it in to a powder to sprinkle on something that’s probably equally unhealthy.
If you want to season your food without adding calories and processed muck, learn how to do it properly.
By potato pulp do you mean corn? and by circle do you mean triangle?
Yes, being drunk would explain my blindingly obvious errors. I’m not drunk so there are literally no excuses.
+1 for the ingredient/shape fail!
Cool Ranch isn’t even a nice flavour. What is cool ranch flavour anyway?
Soured cream and garlic, basically.
Isn’t it called ‘Cool’ Flavour over here?
“Cool” is even worse. At least with “Cool Ranch” you might be expecting minty cowboys, but “Cool” means nothing to me in the crisp world.
It never did seem that appetising to me.
You kidding? It’s one of my favourites, mmm…
Isn’t a cool ranch where really hip cowboys live?