The Apple Store Is Down as a Nation Trembles in Confusion and Fear

By Brian Barrett on at

Much like the eclipses of old would rattle the marrow of the ancients, the online Apple Store has traded its wares for a parading gif of away multilingual away messages and left us all existentially afeared. Apple! Apple! Why have you forsaken us?!?!?!?!?

Oh, wait what's that? Small iPads? Some other stuff? Oh, right. Sorry, totally forgot. Carry on. And then check back later for all the goods, assuming the Earth is still spinning a few hours from now.

The Apple Store Is Down as a Nation Trembles in Confusion and Fear

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