British artist Darren Cullen has taken doll culture to new extremes with his disturbing creation, ‘Baby’s First Baby’, which we can only hope will never hits the shelves. The top of the box reads “real pregnancy action”, and to be fair, there is significant degree of realism here. Listed features include “cravings”, “stretch marks”, and “waters [that] really break”. What the actual heck?

The package includes three bottles for each generation, grandma baby, foetus baby and foetus-foetus baby. And for those who really want to step-up the ”non-stop reproductive action”, pregnant twin dolls are also available, “Each pregnant with their own set of pregnant twins. The fun never stops!”.

The artist had this to say: “It’s about the way these toys intrinsically train girls to have and care for children while they are still only children themselves.” The doll will reportedly be displayed at the Northern Gallery for Contemporary Art in Sunderland from the 26th of October to the 12th of January 2013. Might want to give that one a miss. [Etsy via Buzzfeed]