Xbox 360 Isn't an Unstoppable Porn Hub, Says Microsoft

By Gary Cutlack on at

One big provider of internet porn took the imminent arrival of Internet Explorer on Microsoft's Xbox 360 to issue a press release, claiming the console was about to become every child's favourite way of getting their favourite niche of porn beamed into their living rooms.

Microsoft was forced into making a rather basic and obvious denial of this insane claim, pointing out that no, Xbox 360 won't suddenly be packed with porn apps, and that web browsers like Internet Explorer actually have several other purposes than watching streaming video clips of women looking simultaneously happy and also a bit sad.

Microsoft said: "To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default."

Kids have tablets and phones for porn these days, besides. The lucky things. [VG247]