Have you ever thought about how you're gonna die, or tried to work out the most pleasant way to go? Odds are you haven't though about being suffocated in a giant pair of breasts (and if you have, you've got issues). This is precisely what happened to one lucky unfortunate German man, however: attempted murder by tits.

In possibly the most bizarre court case ever, a successful 30-year-old German businessman is claiming that his busty girlfriend tried to suffocate him in her sumptuous (38DD, if you were wondering) chest; she reckons it was just a particularly vigorous sex game. Either way, she's been charged with "attempted manslaughter with a weapon"; luckily, her boyfriend managed to foil her murder attempt/sex game, and ran, naked and screaming, to his neighbour. Now wouldn't that be something to open the door to. [Metro]

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