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Did Someone Really Name Their Kid Hashtag?

By Casey Chan on at

The problem with kooky people having babies? The names they come up with! Gone are the days of John and Jane, it's now all about a senseless race to the bottom in idiotic naming. Fallyn, Sharpay, Zebulon and <a href="">other horrible names are real things people call their kids! But the worst named baby just might've been born. She's called Hashtag Jameson.

She's absolutely adorable and she has a last name that will always get her a shot of Irish Whiskey at any bar... but that first name. HASHTAG!?!?!? Ugh. This has got to be a joke. Or at least a viral Facebook post by Jameson. Or at least a mistake in autocorrect or something and her real name is actually Jashywh. Even that would make more sense than to name your poor, innocent child freaking HASHTAG. She'll grow up to be a living, human representation of the failure of the English language. She'll be the butt of every lame future Instahologram picture joke (or whatever we'll use then). It ain't right.

Hopefully, she has a nice middle name. [@AwkwardMsgs via @DrewMagary]