What happens when a computer-literate person gets drunk as hell and encounters Windows 8 for the first time? Frustration for them, and hilarity for you. Thank you, drunk people, for telling it like it is through the thick veil of beers.
The experiment in inebriation was put together by Three Sheets Market Research, which makes its home at the intersection of booze and UX. As they point out, navigating a new operating system for the first time can be challenging in any circumstance; being a slurry, blurry mess only makes things worse.
On the other hand, our Guinness guinea pig makes some fair points, and compares having to use Internet Explorer to Microsoft saying "suck my ass." And that's in vino veritas if I ever heard it. [Twitter]