Back in the nineties I made music videos for a living, working with acts ranging from the Manic Street Preachers to The Osmonds, with budgets up to £120k. These days, when the fancy takes me, I do it just for fun, with budgets more akin to 120 quid. Which brings me to My Darling Clementine — their album of country duets in the ‘George and Tammy’ mould had been troubling radio stations on both sides of the Atlantic.
“Let’s make a video” I said.
“We’re skint” they said.
And so it was that we ended up making a video for the song Going Back to Memphis, with no budget at all.
No matter, for I had an idea. We’d set the duet as a dialogue in an American diner tucked away on an industrial estate in Ashby de la Zouche, Leicestershire. If we peppered the video throughout with authentic US road footage, we could pass the whole thing off as having been “shot on location in the US of A”.
Part of My Darling Clementine’s shtick is knowingly retro, so they wanted the video to have a nostalgic feel, with all the imperfections associated with vintage film: flicker, shudder, grain and chromatic aberration. Super 8 film does this. It has nostalgia hard-wired into its DNA because, for many of us of a certain age, it is the look of our old family home movies. That grain, the simplified colour palette with skewed white balance…it immediately connects with something deep within us. It’s personal.
So, all I needed was enough cash to get to the States, and film a load of driving footage with an old Super 8 camera; telecine the footage (transfer it to digital files) and shazzam! Job done.
Or not. Without a budget, that wasn’t an option. So, we shot the diner scenes in just over an hour on a Canon 550D, using a Manfrotto monopod as a cheap (un)steadycam.
Fortunately, Michael and Lou are such accomplished and professional performers that we covered what was needed effortlessly. It was all shot using Canon’s brilliant 24 – 105mm L series zoom lens.
So, the road footage. How to get that genuine American highway footage for diddly squat? I looked for a smartphone app that would mimic Super 8′s imperfections. The free 8mm app came out best for me. I particularly appreciated the ability to select filters and lenses. Emailing the head of the band’s US label, I got him to download the app, and tasked him with driving around his home town of Albuquerque filming roadside Americana on his iPhone (for the geeks, the settings were “’70s filter” and the “Super 8” lens).
It was a brilliant plan. Within days I had a zip file on my desktop with the fruits of his labour. It was brilliant, apart from the fact that he’d held the phone in “portrait” position…so it was all on its side. I didn’t want to lose resolution by rotating and cropping, so he dutifully went out and re-shot it for me.
The resulting footage was unsteady, jittery, flicker and Super 8 imperfect, making the diner footage look far too clean and contemporary. So, some more editing was needed. In order to match it with the 8mm app scenes, I used Cyberlink’s Powerdirector, which has an excellent palette of easy to use effects. The “Old Movie” effect gives several parameters, from scratches, colour saturation, judder, flicker and other artefacts to play with. I set most of them pretty much to their minimum levels, and shifted the white balance to the warmer end of the spectrum.
You can see the result above; see if you can spot the detail that gives away the UK location, and let us know your thoughts below.













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Something about those sockets looks wrong
Well observed! They could have used cleverly placed photos of American wall sockets to cover up those!
It’s going to make me lookout for things like this in real movies, such as those NOT shot on location, but in a city masquerading as another. IE, London rather than say Chicago. (Inside shots only of course, being that one can’t fake the totally different look of cities world-wide.)
Even some carefully moved accoutrements could’ve done the trick there! Can you think of any more subtle giveaways? Before I saw those I was thinking maybe brands which don’t exist over there (Lays vs Walkers, for example), or maybe some appliances?
Indeed they do. An oversight on my part.
I’ve eaten there! Good food.
If I recall correctly there was a Scooby Doo Mystery Machine in the car park too. Might not have had anything to do with the diner, which makes it weirder, considering the industrial park surroundings…
The only thing that I could see that gave it away was the diner’s green exit sign.
Nice clip
That’s what I figured too. Can’t quite remember from my last trip, but they’re red in the US, right?
Yes white with red letters.
The plug sockets are also British
I missed that one. Good catch.
That’s exactly it. Caught that right away.
The real question is what video did you do for the Manics?
That’s exactly what I want to know!
Nice video work but my ears are bleeding from jamming my fingers in to stop the noise reaching my brain
Heinz Tomato Ketchup?
Heinz is actually american, but i did have to google it!
Sorry to be ‘that guy’ but Ashby de la Zouche is in Leicestershire
Nooooo! I shall change now.
I assumed that the geographical ignorance was all part of bringing the real American experience to the Englandshire.
True indeed, but the diner itself (assuming it’s the right one, I could be wrong) is in Swadlincote with a Derbyshire post-code. Could be the cause of confusion.
Does this mean I have to change it back now?
I’m not sure.. It’s one of those confusing borderline towns with a council in one county, post-code in another and so on. That said their website claims they’re in Derbyshire http://www.the50samericandiner.com/
Thanks…will leave it at Leicestershire for now (until I start receiving death threats from Derbyshireans, anyway).
It’s in Derbyshire! Not Leicestershire!
No it isn’t, it’s in Leicestershire.
More importantly, it’s spelt wrong in the article. There is no ‘e’ on the end of Zouch…Ashby-de-la-Zouch
It so is Derbyshire
’tis not. :-p
The diner is in Church Gresley (Derbyshire) which is 5 miles from Ashby (Leicestershire).
So Derbyshire then.
The post in question related to Ashby, not the diner, so Leicestershire.
I can put this to bed. The Diner is in Church Gresley, Derbyshire. The postcode will be DE11. How do I know this? It’s my home village!
The Diner itself is great, if incongruously sited. The kids love the mystery machine and other period cars that frequent the place and they serve possibly the greatest chocolate milkshakes ever created.
If further proof is required, I’ll be walking the dog past it later and will happily supply photos!
I’m guessing Heinz ketchup as well.
ooff you couldn’t save that song with a £1m budget.
wow, just because you USED have a budget, but how well you did scumming it with your 550D, L-series lens, and manfrotto – ohh poor you! rubbish.
Erm, didn’t the iPhone app just transform Albuquerque into America?
Am I the only one who liked both the song and the vid?
No I love the song too
It the electric plugs on the wall they are the UK square 3 pin type
after watching the video many times, i heard a very subtle message hidden in the lyrics.
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Listen carefully
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I do believe he wants to go back to Memphis, now i could be wrong as the message was ver subliminal.
dont believe me, watch it again and you will hear it for yourself
Well done to those that spotted the sockets. I really should have covered them with album sleeves.
I do apologise for triggering a conflict on the Derbyshire/Leicestershire border. I’ve contacted the UN.
The Manics video was Little Baby Nothing. A cracking tune.