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As we get older and theoretically smarter, we’re still pretty awful at basic tasks. Humans are mostly just dumb, I think. So wouldn’t it be great if we could be reminded with pop up messages for all of our ‘Human System Errors’ like in a computer? I think so!
Pleated Jeans created a hilarious video about our human system errors and displayed a Windows 95-era pop up message notifying us about what we did wrong. I need this in my life, if only we could upgrade. [Pleated Jeans via Laughing Squid]
I’d rather have a ctrl-f function that would highlight in my vision whatever I’m looking for. So many times when I’m reading something on paper, I want to go back to find something previous and realised I performed formed the ctrl-f finger movement with my hand…
ERROR: She’s not into you. “OK”/”Try Again”
Now that would be helpful.
Alternatively:
Initiate new relationship
ERROR Existing relationship found, please exit this relationship before initiating a new one. OK/Suicidal Option
I suppose this could be embeded into smartglasses!
Abort, Fail, Retry ? Pop up messages are a bit web 1.0
ERROR: Gizmodo said it would be ‘hilarious’, and it wasn’t.
‘Post unfunny comment’ / ‘Carry on reading rest of posts’
That error is known to stem from a different error:
ERROR 31: Your life is boring and you expect Gizmodo to make it better.
“Get a life”/”Continue whining”
ERROR: can’t be bothered with this format anymore…
it is just a jibe about how they always use ‘hilarious’ to describe what is generally mildly amusing at best.
sooo anyway. telling me to get a life doesn’t really count when it’s from someone commenting on a tech site whilst mimicking an error report whilst not really getting the point of the original post.
thanks for the concern tho.
Fair enough.