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Business cards are one of the few paper-specific items that managed to sneak by and still exist after the world started using computers, touch screens and well, any sort of technology. So I’ll always think of it as a scrappy throwback to simpler times. These Star Wars business cards by Mary Sue can be seen as a throwback to the best years of Star Wars. Hopefully they’ll come back.
Plus, I can totally imagine Han handing out his business cards at the Mos Eisley Cantina. [The Mary Sue]
Here Are the Business Cards of Famous People
Viewfinder Business Card is Perfect For Photographers
This Brilliant Business Card Transforms into a Tiny Chair
“If Star Wars Characters Had Business Card, They Would Look Like This” no they wouldn’t. Since smuggling is illegal it wouldn’t be sensible to put that on a business card. This is just a collection of weak jokes in business card form.
‘Hilarious’
I’m starting to see why you’re not writing for Giz darrell, as accurate as your title is, well it’s not as snappy.
“Weak Star Wars Jokes in Business Card Form” is a great title. Sure it’s not as upbeat as the original, but what it loses in upbeatedness it gains in honesty.
I was expecting a long list! A bit of a let down.
Use the source Luke
Cheers, aven’t had my coffee yet!!
Some of these don’t even make any sense. What the hell is “Droid Power”?
Something Android users on Verizon require to power their phones?
I agree with Darrell. And further, I’ll state for the record that I am as far as you can get from being a Space Balls fan, but I am of an understanding that Strormtroopers aren’t ‘Drones’ but ‘Clones’?
Also Luke Skywalker’s card would just read “Jedi-fucking-Knight” – you don’t become a professional something and list all the shitty jobs you did in the past on your card – Shelf Stacker, Bartender, Accountant.
But I guess this ‘Model, Actress, Singer’ bullshit is very L.A.